Love Token

While listening to a recent garage sale find, I read the notes on the back of the Mystic Moods Orchestra's Love Token album.

Get a load of this:

"The gift of life is but a LOVE TOKEN; and, I am a witness to the birth of LOVE TOKEN. The operation is complete, and the delivery is an overwhelming success. The implements required, were innumerable years of experienced talent, and a complement of creative minds, working together with hundreds of exhilarating instruments and sounds. This new life is Melody Infinite. The presiding specialists were Richard Clements, Brad Miller, and Michael Shields. The patient - The MYSTIC MOODS ORCHESTRA, and a new guardian - you!

As young lovers grow together, so do the MYSTIC MOODS and their lovers. Every note breathes and responsibly procreates another note, until a realization is reached... that this fresh new life is an eternal love. THE MYSTIC MOODS - a LOVE TOKEN forever!" - Ro Barnwell

I'm gonna barf!